Die Dolphins Die v2006-11-25

Okay, so apparently, the Die Critters Die game of the_darkside_986 has proven to be such an inspiration that having one expansion in the form of Ted Kennedy's Revenge isn't enough.

Now, we have yet another mod for the original Die game, and again, we have JEMdev to thank for it. Entitled Die Dolphins Die, it's pretty obvious who the targets are in this game. So how does this go? Ever creative JEMdev cooks up a little story where you happen to be a patient at the nuthouse. You get bored one day and opts to kill time by killing some other white meat. And no, humans just won't do this time.

So you trump over to Oceanworld, and there you have them friendly dolphins. The objective is simple. Killing a dolphin gives you one point while killing a dolphin with riders earns you two points. Now if you wanna go for the big kill, then go for shamu. It's bound to give you a hefty ten points, although, it's sure to damage your boat big time as well.

So there you go, you blood-thirsty, you. Oh, and says JEMdev, this time the mod comes fully ready to go with the eboot included, so there's no need for the original game.

Also, before any animal rights activists react violently, please keep in mind that this is just a game. No real dolphins were killed in the making of this homebrew, and here's hoping that the object of the game remains to be that--just a game.